Make your own Bible. Select and collect all the words and sentences that in all...– Ralph Waldo Emerson (via glittertomb)
maxterbate: is it spelled doughnuts or donuts what the heck
solarsaturation: It’s too tiring to call it the Xbox One anymore. I’m gonna call that shit the Xone.
This guy that lives across the street from me and I have the same smoking habits. Every time I go out to smoke, he comes out and vice versa. It’s weird.
asap-tran: really-shit: If your phone gets wet, try putting it in a bag of dry rice. At night, the rice will attract Asians who will fix your electronics for you. fuck
Oh yeah! Guess who passed his Mechanics class?!?! Guess who’s a college graduate now?!?!
chidichronicles asked: No questions. I just miss you in my life. Let's hang out before I leave for New York. Pretty please!
theyouthess asked: I just asked you about Huey's in a comment and then noticed this was your blog hahaha I thought you were some random blog I was following so I got excited. Hope you're well, Worley.
nachobragers: neutral milk hotel? more like my opinion on this band is neutral. neutral milk hotel? more like they’re neutral milking this thing for all its worth neutral milk hotel? more like why don’t you neutral milk hotell me about a better band